one time i was walking across the courtyard and some kids were clustered around where the seagulls always are and then this kid fuckin GRABBED ONE OUT OF THE AIR and i was literally so fucking amazed but all his friends were like “tyrone put that shit down” and “again tyrone?? really??” which is even better because it means he was a habitual seagull catcher
the other boys were just jealous because he gets all the gulls
why do people say “grow some balls” when they want someone to act tougher? like do you know how weak balls are? you punch someone where the sun don’t shine and they’re going down.
we should say “grow a vagina.” vaginas can take poundings. they bleed every month and never die.
i yelled OH GROW A VAGINA today in english when a kid dropped a book on his hand and my teacher laughed so hard he cried
can u guys just imagine sirius running around hogwarts yelling ‘parkour!!’ and jumping off of walls and hanging on chandeliers and crashing on top of a bunch of first years by accident